how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Miguel crotch slams fan during his BMA performance.
LMFAOOOO OMGGGG!!!!!
MIGUEL YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB
oh my god im not even watching this why am i laughing so hard
never forget
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i really enjoy the hell out of this. will’s kids.
They all look JUST like him
OH MY GOD. LOL
Jaden is slaying. Look at that arm lmao!!
I’ve reblogged this hundreds of times lmao
this is so cute.
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
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The girls that glare when they see you, although they’ve never met you. The bitches that judge you, but don’t try to get to know you. I hate girls like that, they’re annoying and shallow. Grow the fuck up.
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do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet
my entire life
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I’m scared that I won’t succeed or accomplish my dreams. I’m especially worried about not being happy. I wish I could just get a peek of my future to know that I’ll at least be okay.
(Source: trissaaa)