Life as I know it

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

(Source: lucyquin)

I hate unfriendly girls.

The girls that glare when they see you, although they’ve never met you. The bitches that judge you, but don’t try to get to know you. I hate girls like that, they’re annoying and shallow. Grow the fuck up.

(Source: houseofsoul)

unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:

hazwards:

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

my entire life

Honestly, I’m so worried about my future.

I’m scared that I won’t succeed or accomplish my dreams. I’m especially worried about not being happy. I wish I could just get a peek of my future to know that I’ll at least be okay.

(Source: trissaaa)